June 2012
79 posts
Best pickup line
Boy: Hey I like The Maine
Jack in an interview in 2010: I'll call my mom and I'll be like "Mom, the show's sold out. There's like 4,000 kids here!" and she's like "That's nice. Are you showering?"
Jack in an interview in 2012: I'll call my mom and I'm like "Hey, Mom. We had like Warped Tour last night, there was like 15,000 people!" and she's like "Are you brushing your teeth?"
Reason's why I don't play music infront of people.
Me: *Starts playing Sleeping With Sirens*
Everyone: Wait, that's a guy singing?
Me: *Starts playing Of Mice & Men*
Everyone: What is he saying?
Me: *Starts playing You Me At Six*
Everyone: I'll be the fly on your wall? He sounds like a stalker.
Me: *Starts playing Asking Alexandria*
Everyone: Your mother lets you listen to that? They swear like sailors!
Me: *Starts playing I See Stars*
Everyone: Does he have mental issues or something?
Me: *Starts playing Bring Me The Horizon*
Everyone: what the hell is wrong with his voice?
Me: *Starts playing Pierce The Veil*
Everyone: Why would he want to burn her name into his throat?
normal girls: i just want a boyfriend
me: i just want concert tickets
actually me: i just want concert tickets and a boyfriend
alex and jack: kisses on camera
alex and jack: hug all the time
alex and jack: touch each other constantly
alex and jack: admit jalex is real
alex and jack: bowl naked and post pictures on twitter
alex and jack: jalex is like a unicorn
alex and jack: both dye hair pink and white
alex and jack: release shirt on clothing line that says 'jalex'
interviewer: why do people think you're gay
alex and jack: we have no idea
Interviewer: So what's the weirdest gift you've ever gotten?
Ryan Adams: A cat painting
Interviewer:
Ryan Adams:
Interviewer:
Ryan Adams:
Interviewer: Well that's unique.
me: /likes band
me: /downloads entire discography
Anonymous asked: you have some chance with John, both are cute and almost the same age
me in class/work: omg imagine if all time low walked in
me walking my dog: omg imagine if all time low walked past
me at the shops: omg imagine if all time low walked in
me on tumblr: omg imagine if all time low walked in
me getting dressed: omg imagine if all time low walked in
me having a shower: omg imagine if all time low walked in
me on a plane: omg imagine if all time low walked in
me on a bus: omg imagine if all time low walked in
me at a party: omg imagine if all time low walked in
me in a test: omg imagine if all time low walked in
me on a boat: omg imagine if all time low swam in
